bath time conversation

excerpts
K: hi nice to meet you. i am k.
R: nice to meet you. i am r.
K: let's shake hands and pretend that we are not brother and sister and do not know each other.
R: I am an inventor.
K: me too.
R: i have a private lab.
K: let's pretend that you just got your private lab with your new job.
R: ok.
K: let's have lunch.
R: ok.
K: I have invented many inventions. things to protect animals
R: i invented a flying house. it has (this and that).
K: i have seen that house.

K: let's pretend that you have a bomb shooting to your penis.
R: yeah! and let's pretend that there is a bomb coming out of my penis that knocks that bomb away
K: yes let's pretend one that you have in in your butt? bm?

K: ok let's see each other in 30 days
R: how about 100?
K ok -- i have to go work on my secret.
can you babysit my little sister. she is cranky.
R: yes she is crabby. she is a little sister.
i will keep her in the cradle in the side of my room where it is warm.
K: i am as tall as this building.
R: me too. we are giants.
K: bye. see you soon.

R: hi. i have been working on my secret invention that makes everything bigger. it uses atomic power
R: hey dad, what surrounds the universe? (disbelief about the answer nothing has been a topic of conversation for a few days)

K: what have you been doing (pretending to talk on the phone)
R: i like to move it, move it. i like to move it, move it.
K: let's pretend my name is G-hook.
R: ok d-hook
K: no, g-hook!

utter nonsense involving king julien (from the movie madagascar), the moon, and missiles followed