Talking Baseball (inspired by Calvin and Hobbes)
Beware the talking baseball
Remember to feed it
Yellow catfish stew every day
Make sure it gets two minutes of sleep on
a spiky bed or it will get chattery
Keep it happy by letting it jump around in
blue flamed fire
Show it you love it by giving it boiling lava
to drink
Be careful of the volcano!
If you don't take proper care of your
talking baseball
It will use its mouth to rip your arm off
It will bite your bones until they are
demolished
Then it will laugh its evil laugh
So beware the talking baseball